They're at it again
As unbelievable as it seems, Dee and Jimmy Haslam III, the
clumsy owners of the comically dysfunctional Cleveland Browns, keep topping
themselves.
From the team that brought you two head coaches fired after
one season and a third who was retained after compiling a 1-31 record over two
seasons comes this little nugget.
Taking the trope “the more things change, the more they
remain the same” to a level well off the charts, the Tennessee billionaires
fired General Manager John Dorsey Tuesday, a mere 48 hours after dismissing
head coach Freddie Kitchens.
It was couched as a “mutual parting of the ways” after the
Haslams sought to reduce Dorsey’s power and relegate him to a lesser role in
the front office. Stinging from his unfortunate choice of Kitchens to head the
team a year ago, he naturally declined.
In other words, he was fired after losing what appeared to
be a battle for power with Chief Strategy Officer Paul DePodesta, who heads the
analytics arm of the franchise.
Ever since purchasing the Browns from the Lerner family in
2012, the Haslams have rewarded Browns Nation with six double-digit losing
seasons, eight single-digit winning seasons and a 33-94-1 record.
They have been searching for the right culture now for eight
arduous years and keep hitting all the wrong notes. In that time, they have
fired six coaches and five general managers, a pace that should send up warning
signals to anyone seeking those positions.
The Browns are currently in the midst of interviewing
candidates to replace Kitchens. DePodesta, who has a strong baseball
background, is believed to be a part of that search with the Haslams, who yearn
for stability but don’t practice it.
Given what has transpired over the last few days, if not the
last eight years, you have to wonder who in his right mind would want to become
the head coach of this slipshod franchise? Probably someone just desperate
enough to take the job no matter what because he would become a member of an
exclusive club, that’s who.
Josh McDaniels, one of nine (at last count) candidates the
Haslams seek to interview, is reportedly the favorite to become the new head
coach. The Canton native has been the highly successful offensive coordinator
for the New England Patriots for many years.
The New York Giants and Carolina Panthers, teams with stable
managements, decent personnel and strong ownership, also want to talk with
McDaniels. Why would he want to step into the quicksand Cleveland job?
The only possibility that comes to mind is he might want to replicate
his time in Denver in 2009-10 when he bombed while in compete control of the
Broncos. Working so long for Bill Belichick, who runs a similar operation with
the Patriots, might embolden him to try it again.
The son of legendary Ohio high school coach Thom McDaniels
is a graduate of John Carroll University in the eastern Cleveland suburb of
University Heights and is said to be interested in returning to his home area.
Others on the list of candidates are Robert Saleh, Mike
LaFleur and Mike McDaniel, all assistant coaches with the San Francisco 49ers;
offensive coordinators Eric Bieniemy, Brian Daboll, Kevin Stefanski and Greg Roman;
and veteran NFL coach Mike McCarthy.
Even though he is expected to get an interview, don’t look
for McCarthy to venture beyond the first round, not with the dysfunction
whirling furiously around 76 Lou Groza Blvd. He has been around long enough to
know the next stop should not be Cleveland, where coaches (and general
managers) go to die.
Dorsey departs a shade more than two years since signing on
with the Browns. He took an awful roster and craftily made it respectable with
numerous savvy moves in less than a year. He drafted wisely, judiciously signed
free agents and swung a few good trades.
But then he slipped badly on his first shot at appointing a
head coach in Kitchens, a journeyman position coach who sort of auditioned for
the job, as it turned out, with a strong eight-game stint as interim offensive
coordinator in 2018.
What he did not take into consideration was how ill prepared
Kitchens was for a job that required a whole lot more than Xs and Os. He was overwhelmed at almost every turn
and never recovered. He just didn’t know how to be a head coach.
The Haslams correctly blamed Dorsey for his strange choice
and overacted as they have done so many times in the past. They also need to
look inward and start putting a lot of the blame on themselves for this fecal
show.
Culture, it is said, begins at the top. The trickledown in
Cleveland has had a deleterious effect on this franchise for the past eight
years. And there does not seem to be any relief in sight.